1, 2, 3, Let’s Count Tiger Woods’ Infidelity

Have Lindsay Lohan and the ghost of Britney’s past come to claw out Tiger Woods’ innocence from him? Because the once-pristine image of the golf superstar has now been tainted and replaced with a plausible DUI: neighbours found him lying shoeless and snoring on Isleworth Street after he plowed his SUV into a fire hydrant and tree; but not only that, there are also the secret — well I guess now they’re not so secret — others; the mistresses.

After a falling out with his wife, Elin Nordegren, Woods had an affair with club hostess Rachel Uchitel, whom he cheated on, for Los Angeles hostess Jaimee Grubbs, not to mention there were also reports of him hooking up with a marketing manager for a Las Vegas nightclub, Kalika Moquin. In case your head was still spinning around from this incredulous factoid, we are now at three — yes, three mistresses, and what’s even more scandalous is that this is only the tip of the iceberg; there may be more. Apparently two more women from Central Florida are claiming that they have had affairs with Woods.

Still think he’s an American hero? Still shaking your head? Read further. TMZ reports that Woods had another affair with his best friend’s fiancée, and he’s supposed to be the best man! Although they are reporting that Woods won’t even attend. Seriously, this is turning out to be like an episode from Dynasty or As the World Turns. Who knew that behind that clean-cut appearance and that innocuous smile he had a carnal appetite like a tiger? Sounds like someone needs to pay a little visit to Dr. Drew’s s** rehab.

Woods’ poor wife, Nordegren, is in the arms of her warm lawyer — in talks of getting some money out of the marriage, despite a signed pre-nup. It has been reported that they would frequently visit their marriage counsellor, but alas like the short shelf life of bread, another celebrity couple bites the dust.

Image of Tiger Woods taken from babble.com