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Sound Off: The 7 Worst Pickup Lines

by Amy Yan – Henry Wise Wood High School, Calgary, AB Jan 20, 2011

Have you ever been hit on with such a cheesy pick-up line that you simply wanted to smack your head against the wall? Or maybe you’re the one who’s tried one out only to be left feeling like a total dork? Well, worry no more, because I assure you that you are not the only one! Here are some of the worst pickup lines I’ve ever heard.

7. If you were a booger, I’d definitely pick you!
I’ll give this one a few funny points, but it also may have people wondering what you do when you’re alone…

6. “Hey, how do you do that?”
Response: “Do what?”
“Look so good.”
Flattering, but it sounds too shallow. Hopefully some poor individual won’t fall for this lame player line.

5. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but is your name Isabelle?
Somebody call the doctor! I think I’m going to throw up! Advice to guys: you’ll know if she wants to kiss you. Don’t ruin the moment by asking.

4. Hey do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package.
When an egoistic alpha male pulls this one out, there will definitely be one tomato-red-faced girl wanting to slap him!

3. Do you have any band-aids?
Response: “No, why?”
Because I skinned my knees falling for you.
Sweet, but fake. Nice try, players!

2. Baby, somebody better call God, ‘cause he’s missing an angel!
So this one is better than the original “did it hurt falling from heaven” pick up line, but don't you think angels would fall for someone who knew better than to use a cheesy pick up line like this? Something to consider…

1. I forgot my phone number, so can I have yours?
Ugh, besides the total cheesiness, this one is just dumb. Do yourself a favour and don't ever use it!

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If someone used these on me I

Submitted by LindseyCaryk2 on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 20:18.

If someone used these on me, I would most likely laugh. Maybe these lame pick-up lines are a guy's way of breaking the ice and sometimes they work.

Stop Hatin'

Submitted by danceforthestars on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 18:03.

Guys, most people are smart enough to not use these seriously. Pickup lines are awesome if you want to joke about them on a first date or if you want to use one ironically/in a funny way to get a conversation started. It all depends on how it's said (and who says it). I know my friends and I have looked these up time and time again, just for a laugh. They're not immediate-pick-up-lines, they're maybe-if-she-feels-like-talking-to-you-after-this-something-can-happen-pick-up-lines. And these aren't the worst. There are far, far worse ones out there.

Wow, I'm not quite sure what

Submitted by naominicholson on Mon, 03/21/2011 - 16:51.

Wow, I'm not quite sure what I would do if someone used these pickup lines on me. Probably laugh I suppose. Sometimes these lines can be cute, maybe if you already know the guy but if this is the first time meeting, no thank you! Come on guys just be real with us!

Its true.

Submitted by Rbtwilson on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 17:05.

It's true these are the worst however what about the 'best'?
"fat penguin"
response; "what?!"
"Oh sorry i just wanted to break the ice"
HA, gold.

this article kept a smile on

Submitted by BehindItAll on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 19:13.

this article kept a smile on my face throughout the whole thing. these really are probably the worst pickup lines I've heard.

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