Nightlight: A Parody by The Harvard Lampoon

4 stars

If you’re one of those people who can’t help but throw popcorn at the annoying Twilight brigade, then brace yourself: this parody is twice the laughs and the love.

Average Belle Goose falls for the hottest – wait for it – computer nerd in Switchblade, Oregon, mistaking him to be the vampire-that-never-was. It’s a book that calls on the themes of Twilight, hyperbolizing the events that will make you question every detail in the original book.

Ever wonder why Bella always trips over pebbles, leafs and herself? Start flipping the pages – it’s worth the read because all your questions are answered in true parody fashion.

However, if you’re seeking an “LOL” per page, then this book is not for you. It’s not a joke book. It’s a parody – try reading a few chapters before you decide to commit!

Certain events from the original novel are omitted and a warning to Cullen-fanatics; this book is not for the faint-hearted, so be prepared to wipe that body glitter off your Prince Charming.